“Ugh, she’s got paint on her overalls! What is that?”

But everybody knows the executive producers of shows! They’re the most important part!

I mean yeah its optics look bad in a vacuum, just like what the dude said when taken out of context— but don't forget Black Widow was originally supposed to be released much, much earlier and Disney held off as long as possible, hoping that the pandemic wouldn't be as bad as it was, so it's not like they didn't do…

“The missiles are always pointing at your house, Dave, just in case."

Hehe, I’m calling Afghanistan the “Land of Incels” from now on

There’s about a billion ads popping up all over the fucking place when I try and open this article on my phone, so I guess I'll just not read the article

Really great soundtrack too

No that person doesn’t have a point because the score totals for the decathlon are actively known by the participants, it doesn’t make any sense. They literally post the points after each event, so, yes, it would be scummy if they didn’t do it— I don’t know what their point was.

I actually have all of the records, but I'm going to release them 40 years from now and make this guy realize his whole life was a lie.

I hope they host simultaneously, reading off every other word

Damn, the Mission Impossible movies date back to the 3rd century?

Reserving judgement is not something people on the internet are capable of

Like I get that they’re not doing this intentionally, but saying something is justified in the name of “profits” is not a particularly rock solid foundation.

I would have remembered a Milton, it's not a common name.

There was a bit of a budget snafu and food funding is insufficient

Which could be anything from assault to having non-emotionally reciprocal sex— so, yeah very vague.

I do the same, my ears just get itchy if I don't 

I’m also a post-poop showerer not looking forward to going back to the office and feeling like I have stank ass after 1130AM

“Zucker noted that the company is stepping away from a plan to have staffers return to the office full-time on September 7"

Whoopsies