Same, I always hated it when people would take selfies in the locker room, for a non-streaming audience— look unless you are like an hour from home you’ll still look like you got your “pump” on if you wait until you get home to take your vanity shot.

I remember in my one sentence post where I said “Rogue One” was groundbreaking. It was entertaining, this series is called “The Popcorn Champs,” not “Groundbreaking Films.” It was perfectly fine.

Audrey Hepburn loves the new Peloton to get her sweat on, now here's Charlie Chaplin enjoying the new iPhone

Hey looks it’s “nothing is original anymore!” guy. 

I really thought he was talking about The Edge, until I saw the header picture and uttered "huh?"

You sound trustworthy, unusually hairy person! Don't mind if I do.

Yeah, if they got rid of the people fighting people aspect and focused more on “hey, the zombies are the monsters here” I would be more into it.

Yeah, that message gets real old— which is why I tend to dislike zombie media properties. There's only so many times this point can be reiterated. No shit, people suck, give me a monster people have to work together to fight, like some horrifying space monster.

Those Facebook ads are the best— the puzzles are so insanely easy, everybody complains about them in the comments, and the game itself doesn't even remotely resemble the ad. But the ads generally look intriguing, just make that into an actual game and you got a hit on your hands.

I think I was being facetious, but saying “negative encounter with a shark” is not any more likely to prevent commercial fishing bycatch than “shark attack” is to promote it.

Deep Blue Sea lied to me?!?! 

Yeah, a "negative encounter with a shark" could really mean anything. Like the shark cut you off in traffic, made fun of your wetsuit, or you just plain didn't like seeing it. It's a pretty meaningless phrase because it doesn't convey any real useful information.

That didn't happen in the original Grease? Shit, what the hell was I watching.

The Earth isn't round— it's a conspiracy, and people need to WAKE UP... The Earth is a tetrahedron.

Yeah, fuck the sun

The Mithril wasn’t what caused the budget to go over though— it was all the insurance payouts they had to make to the Dwarves getting injured while fighting the various Goblins and Trolls guarding it

It’s a bunch of cats taped together

I mean, your post was very insightful and I learned some new stuff, so his question promoted a genuine exchange of information— it seemed like a sincere question to me, and something I would be curious about as well.

I swear the part about Dom Toretto was not in the headline when I posted this. Then again I do have brain worms... I say it still works.

*Dom Toretto reads headline, becomes turgid*