Pretty sure we can attribute the sickness many of us are feeling in the US to the sounds made by those in the Trump administration...

As someone who battles depression, what would make me happiest right now is for you to die a slow painful death.

a bonus for you, because you’re not the only one who’s had a day Full of Stupid

Dear God. Can you imagine? Suffering under discrimination all your life. Working, striving to end it. Hated for your efforts. Despised by people whose innate goodness you believed in and tried to appeal to. Weeping for freedom, bleeding for it and, in the end, dying for it. And then, long after your death your memory…

LJ gives old man towel: “See, that’s a good boy. He knows his place.”
LJ throws towel on floor: “See they don’t know their place. Ungrateful.”
LJ stuffs towel into bottle of Everclear, lights it and throws it: “Aaaaa-aaagh!”

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.

Should’ve used plastic.

needs many more stars.

Did you just assume this comets gender?

You spelled cunt wrong.

...so I see what you’re saying but can I say the N-word if-

Another SegaNet survivor, respect.

I mean we all thought he had sorted out Tucker Carlson’s entire career on cable news:

This is how my uncle explained cheating to me:

Shut your fucking Russian mouth

Only uncouth savages strangle the goose in the living room.

Bundle? Because I gotta tell ya, for those of us who use Comcast, that actually is a dirty word...

You ignorant kindling.

There are beautiful facts on both sides.

"Women typically only do what they care about"