Well, fuck me. Only in the worst timeline can a day like today seem almost like a good day. I don’t quite know how to feel anymore. We’ve established for any sane person that this administration is a clown car full of shit eating clowns that is also on fire and leaking shit in every direction. I know the logical thing…

I think we gave up that title a long time ago, if anything its been more of an honorary cheap sash we’ve been wearing since that cursed Chester cheeto pinata -come -to- life shambled into the white house. Upside is that the likely leader of the free world is now widely considered to be a woman! So that’s something!…

I’m sure that whenever Obama does mention that defective troll doll sitting in the oval office, he will talk shit in the classiest way shit can possibly be talked.

[Scurries off to read up on Mel Brooks]

The way the country is these days i would be surprised if they were negatively affected if they spoke openly about everything at this point.

They just look like that. Evil does not have a good side. If nothing else, it really fuels the Serial killer jokes. Comedy, comedy is the one thing they haven’t killed...yet.

I ASSUME LIKE A NORMAL WEDNESDAY

All of that sounds excellent compared to watching that shit show. Especially Luke Cage. SWEET CHRISTMAS. If i wasn’t so in love with cussing, that would be my favorite substitute.

Can’t I’ve got plans