Barry, you're vastly over-simplifying the process. The Redskins don't just "get" jokes. First, they have to be free-agents. Next, you negotiate the contract. Then, you get them.

Another impressive feat for professional sports' most embarrassing franchise.

I haven't seen Redskins get that screwed over by a white man since..

If by far less you mean "actually contacting a player" then, sure.

I still have a scar from the last time my wife walked in on me 'starting a fight with the deputy'.

The Associated Press Gives Not A Single Shit About North Koreans

One person got suspended for wearing a purse to school... one person out of 7500000000 (or thereabouts) on earth and your conclusion from that one person's experience is that EVERYTHING IS FUCKED?

Is it bad that I ignorantly agree with everything Bogut said and that's why I don't watch the NBA at all anymore?

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

I like it, but I had this more in mind.

Oh wo is he of earth and sea,
for the devil sends the beast with wrath,
for he knows the time is short.

This is total bullshit. Those kids already have the brains of men in their 40s.

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

Jim Leyland and Jeff Kent.
The only two guys who had the balls to stand up to Barry Bonds.

Cleveland never comes close enough to winning anything to experience heartbreak. It's more of a general malaise

Very well done, every side presented and properly explored.