Am I a racist if the first thing I thought when I read the story was how the hell could AP let this happen as well and why is he a dead beat dad?

Is this really tasteless trolling or really misguided righteous indignation?

Prepare for slut-shaming comments.

Plenty of college freshmen—and high school students—in the United States see The Laramie Project without shouting the cast down for being fags. Most, even.

We get it, you have a beard and it makes you quirky.

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

Football is dangerous. However, there are thousands of games played in this country every week in which people live. Deaths in football are still extremely rare. The moment we start banning activities because they MIGHT hurt us, is the moment this country goes in the shitter. I bet more people die every year while…

Rob Ryan: [Saunters into dive bar]

Its like the Locusts, every 17 years or so someone related to the Kardashians gets in a White SVU on the 101 and causes trouble.

Ok, but what if Johnny Manziel were black?

It's 13%. I mean, it's a little low but it's not like she was completely stiffed. I thought he was going to leave something like a dollar or tell her to keep the change. I've heard worse stories.

Pro rasslin' was also way more entertaining in 1998 and as equally influenced by juice

He did a Metro interview recently:

I didn't think anything negative about the writer or the sorority. I was in college and the letter was nothing new in comparison to some of the conversations we overheard at the newspaper office as one of the meeting rooms for a sorority was across the hall from us.