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Gh

It is. Only one I listen to. 

It’s now just a social media blog trope and a hack go-to punchline at open mics.

Eh--close enough. Give it to him. Fuck replay. 

“While I’m usually the first person to support enraging that particular fanbase, Machado’s choice to keep up these antics during a contract year makes it difficult to support him. You can’t be messing up your money this late into the season.”

How bout it’s hard to root for an asshole? 

I’m a Redskins fan and was watching with other Redskins fans and the whole place erupted with boos when this happened. I was just glad this call didn’t effect the outcome of the game. With who the Redskins got on their defensive line, I’m waiting for a call to go against the Redskins just like this one. I’m sure it’ll…

(Farts)

-100

Aww, good job. You might be able to use this little essay when you start applying to colleges.

You can't be a real person.

RIP, Oscar.

It was?

What's Castle?

...geeeeezus

The US is better off with pressure. None of this pussy footing through the backdoor.

"Josh Becket said we could come out to his neck of the woods."

Cut to today

Ellen: Wow, what a night, Clayton's no-hitter, all the love and support from the fans—and I woke up in a bush!"

"You know where this story ends for most kids. They idolize a figure they know from afar, they get an improbable chance to meet the guy, and he turns out to be a bum. He cheats on his wife. He kicks over trashcans. He shouts at clubhouse attendants." Or he goes out of his way to call a child a faggot. WTF, Will Clark. …

Way to stretch, First.