This is fantastic.

Shanny's packing wide left.

Dick Dasterdly?

Or has really rotten kids.

Oh, how convenient! Ghana appears to have slipped in last second. Well, obviously a conspiracy as the world just couldn't handle US soccer domination.

I don't see Ghana anywhere, so we gotta shot.

This is what they did after Thanksgiving dinner?

So cool. Great call too.

Who the fuck cares.

By now this dog is definitely dead.

This is my favoirite thing you have written. And I'm stealing "dripping coffee-brown hole".

Who the fuck cares.

Apparently, just finishing the job for the Tsarnaev brothers.

Nice stretch play.

Athletes, actors, anyone in the public eye should have the same amount of privacy, just draw a line and be done with it. If you the paying fan feel entitled, go fuck yourself and deal. The average sports fan now needs to be protected from all the really unimportant garbage being slung at them from a 24-hour news…

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See—how can Redskins be a racial slur for Native Americans when they were white to begin with?

I just thought I'd take a shot...jesus.

Oh, look Drew Magary hates something.