galripken
GalRipken
galripken
Now playing

Dear Casey,

I got a friend who's going through a bit of rut. He just got arrested, his career is in the tank, and his wife is one. He was pulled over by the CHP for driving in a "serpentine manner". Casey, could you please play "Serpentine Fire" by Earth, Wind and Fire? I wanna let my friend know that his serpentine

"Ibrahim Haciosmanoglu obviously doesn't have a child."—Mike Gundy

Someone dies and the Deadspin comment section always disappoints.

I know, I love it too. Love it so much. I'm gonna show you now just how much I love it...

This was kinda cute. Still prefer the original video.

I've only sent the picture of my dick to women who have expressively let me know that they are craving for it, so much so, that they are on the verge of anfractuous hysteria. Missing the member so badly, they need a visual of its girthly magnificence in order to compensate for the inadequacy of the inanimate

Wow. Racial profiling and stereotyping to make a cheap joke. Women are just not funny.

I like how everyone remembers '98 from their perspective of ignorance. The 60's were great too with all the drugs and free love.

Don't care.

This person said this and this person said that, blah blah fuckitty blah blah. We are a world of 8 year olds.

Baseball isn't a joke because there aren't steroids.

Hahaha, yep.

He was a musical theater major at NYU.

Comments like these are why I just hate Deadspin more and more everyday.

Is this Vice or Deadspin?

You can still have a narrow-mind while having a wife, kid and work at a non-prof, add to that your self-less act of letting your sister and her kid move in—so family is important to you, great.

That's actually the chicken shit way to look at it. If you cared about people and culture beyond your own narrow-minded view of life, you'd understand. But continue to hold nothing sacred, because its all a numbers game and continue to be a part of the pack that squeezes the last drops of humanity and soul out of the

I can't believe that someone died, and people feel its a platform to crack jokes.

The only time anyone got hit the whole game.

You all try too hard.