This is the only appropriate reply for this entire story and all the comments.

What is happening.

I always thought armageddon would be less weird.

I’m really starting to feel like the world is ending. 

Damn, every time I see pics of Ghomert, I can’t help but see one of the villains from Sin City.

Weasel Words have been commonly used by disingenuous cowards long before Trump darkened our lives.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

A deuce is a deuce

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Part of the problem is that Jerry used Sex Panther to “seduce” his female underlings which 65% of the time it works all the time.

Especially an investigation of this magnitude. Regardless of what happened, it can be spun to look like the NFL wanted to punish him and went looking for evidence to do so instead of looking at the facts and coming to conclusions afterward.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I think today will go down in history when it became one. Haven’t we heard about NBA players’ posses/entourages for a couple decades now? I’m happy for them that they’ve become successful but these guys are literally there because they were originally part of LeBron’s posse/crew/whatever the fuck you wanna call a…

As a Pats fan, it has taken me nearly a decade since Spygate to accept that role. I still have to make an effort not to argue with folks, and it’s painful, but this is definitely the best remaining approach.

“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”