uh-huh...you said taint

Bad dog. Not in the house.

We have no idea what you’re talking about. We live in Massachusetts. in 2012, Obama beat Romney by 35 points in Massachusetts. And Romney was from Massachusetts. We haven’t seen in these parts a Christian right-winger since Dave Christian played right wing for the Bruins 25 years ago.

Look...whether you think the league bungled the DeflateGate investigation (they did) and have since then been making up shit to cover their incompetent asses (they have), or whether you think the Patriots’ guilt in Spygate (considerable) makes the Patriots guilty of every real or imagined infraction since Spygate, I…

I think the relative loudness of Schaefer over Gillette owes less to structural acoustics and more to team policies—pat-downs, bag checks (those two aren’t necessarily the same thing), revocation of season ticket privileges, etc.—that keep fans from chugging liters of Jack Daniels and waving chainsaws in the stands.