Ding Dong...

How dare you make me choose between red and white wine. It's like picking a favorite child. I'm pretty sure this is going to traumatize me.

Oh my gosh, Orlando. That was my introduction to Tilda. Still one of the most amazing movies.

i can't tell you how many people yesterday, like myself, didn't even know she was dating jagger. coverage of her death has been atrocious and i can only hope that she found the peace she so desperately needed.

I think that makes her MORE Californian.

You just made my brain explode. Ka-boom!

I initially read that headline as Man's Penis Epic Story of Love. Of course I clicked that headline. Only slightly disappointed with the content. Go, you brokenhearted romantic.

Would read.

::idea for novel:: NSA agent gets bored with chasing terrorists and drug cartels and uses intelligence apparatus to create killer celebrity gossip blog.

Guy Berryman from Coldplay? Excellent choice, Linds.

She can't spell Phoenix, either.

I think you missed the joke....

That's an awesome list Lindsay's got going on there.... I wish we could see the blurred names.

Go Lindsay! We would all do it! I mean, I sex all the hot men already but if I could sex all the hot famous men too, I'd do it without blinking (but being safe because STDs)!

+5 for moaning myrtle reference.

I save up my hate for people I know.

I went over to What's-His-Name's place for our second date and literally never left. We've been together 18 years, married for nearly 14, and it seems to be working out just fine.

Back when I was in high school, my married mother told me that she didn't care if I lived with a guy without marrying him. And that if I wanted to have kids without a husband or long-term boyfriend, she'd totes help me raise them.

Yay! I am going to save this for the next time my generally forward thinking mother gets posessed by the spirit of a stepford wife and mentions the buying the cow adage. She popped that out when I announced I was shackin' up. To her credit though she seemed as shocked she said it as I was.