This criminal is excited!

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I've had a small crush on Cary Elwes ever since I saw this movie and still do. Just hearing "As you wish" gets me all giddy

It aged well.

This is important, when does it come out?

Attention all ROUS and Princess Bride fans: Cary Elwes is publishing a memoir about his most famous role. As You Wish: Tales From the Princess Bride will hit shelves this fall. Pretty sure Westley will have some great stories… To think otherwise is inconceivable!

I love Warheads but I also have an unnaturally high sour tolerance (as in, one of my favorite snacks is straight up lemon with a teaspoon of honey). They're awesome, but I may also be crazy.

In what bankrupt world are they only paying her $1 mil for this? This book is going to be the Catcher in the Rye of its time. People are going to be carving it into monument walls. I may even have it quoted on my tombstone. Fucking Philistines! You have no idea about real art, I tell you, no goddamn idea!

Debating whether I have a mustache and, if I do, questioning whether other people see it.

• Sacrificing men to the Dark Lord

You forgot:

• Blow. Sometimes I'm doing blow.

alternate title: Holes 2

You had me at

Queen of the side eye:

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