That piece about the Queen is the best thing I've ever read in a gossip magazine.

Khloe Kardashian, apparently she got them from Charlie Sheen who got them from Kanye who is auditioning head lice to play the world's smallest violins on his next album.

Also, first the Queen doesn't like Harry's beard, and now she doesn't like soup? WTF, Elizabeth?

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

One of the sexiest couples of all-time:

Maybe it is... but you've just never heard of them.

My only NY resolution relating to fitness is to dance drunkenly in front of my bathroom mirror more often. This is the only acceptable form of exercise* in my world.

I would watch a whole spin-off show about Downton Dogs.

I can't really get it up for this show premiere after what they did to me at the end of last season.

We have a giant 17 lb cat. We adopted him when he was already 5 years old and he came to us with a cleft ear. We love him very much. I always wonder what he was like when he was a teeny tiny kitty and how he got to be so sinister.

You guys. Can we not just appreciate the sentiment instead of wondering if she lit-rally wants to ban calling people fat?

I think I will retire from this site for a few days and let Beyoncegate wash over and away from Jezebel. I can't handle any more sex-negative bullshit from the so called progressive feminists in comments. I. am. done.

I'll just go enjoy this album in all of its great and not-so-great moments with people who can…

Hey, white ladies: That thing, where Beyonce releases an album that not only champions feminism more directly than any other major record this year, but a profoundly intellectual and artistic album, and what you actually focus on is her naked black ass? Stop doing that. Black women have a long enough history of being…