SWEDEN.

I heart you and your meme-finding abilities SO HARD.

Oh well. While I'm sure this will make many a busybody asshat upset, I'm too content being selfish and decadent to give a fuck about his or anyone elses opinions on my deciding not to have children. Nor do I give any fucks about anyone else's choice on whether or not they have children because it's their choice and…

BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN TO LOVE, YOU VULCAN!!

FFS, I just wrote about this topic this morning on GT. I want the world to stop caring whether or not I have kids! Why does there have to be a public, dissectable reason when a woman/couple chooses to be child-free?

There's 7 billion people on this earth, thank freaking god at least some of those people have decided they don't need to breed.

My apologies. I would not know that as I have never willingly allowed these books within 15 feet of my person.

But....BARE LEGS! Why not put on sweatpants or tights or high socks or something? It's been -30s and -20s where I am, but I just put on more things!

Is Christian Grey's cock supposed to be that big and fuzzy? I hate it when movie adaptations take too many liberties

Well, the caption says "freezing temperatures" so, that's pretty impressive if you consider shrinkage.

"For all intensive purposes, my family should be sitting together at different tables."

Law school is the cure for this fuckery. One of my professors my 1L year was nicknamed "Torquemada." She lived up to it. If someone was speaking in class and did this uptalking thing, she'd stop the person immediately and demand: "ARE YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME." We all cut that out tout de suite, motherfuckers. And…

I could care less about intensive purposes

Isn't that one of the defining differences between "Canadian Accents" and "American Accents"?

Better or worse than "intensive purposes"?

Huh? Uptalk is old as hell. Every manager trying to be young and hip in every crappy corporate job I worked in the mid-2000s used to do that "invisible question mark" shit.

The song is called "Mad World" and the original is by Tears for Fears (check out Roland Orzabal strutting some serious caucasian 80's dancing in this video).

FYI the OP said she thought it was funny. So there. :-p

I'm quite married, but I'll take it anyway. ;-)

Tears For Fears - Mad World