I love the original "16 going on 17" because it seems so sarcastic. She's clearly the initiator in the relationship, and she's trying to lead him on.

THERE'S ONE IN CANADA! GO FORTH MY COUNTRYWOMEN AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THAT NECKLACE.

I'm pretty sure that all Christmas lights are awesome.

Are you my dad?

OH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

Multi-colored lights. AND BLINKY ONES AT THAT.

RACIST

I've read this three times and I cannot honestly figure out if you're saying you like her or dislike her.

"They like me now, but I'm going to get really annoying really fast. Just watch."

NOPE! J.Law is the best and always will be.

The UK is FULL of hipster, instagram, Jay-Z loving young muslims. This kind of makes me go meh -or maybe I'm just jealous cause I wasn't invited

Any list of movie musicals that doesn't include Newsies is a list that is dead to me.

The musical episode of Buffy beats most of these!

∞. Fiddler on the Roof

id settle for 300 patrick dempseys on lawnmowers

Ok, fine, Sandwichez Guy. Here are my suggestions for how you should propose:

To be fair, I'd be ok with 300 John Cusacks with boom boxes overhead.

My proposal went something like this:

When I told my partner chances were we could not have kids without help, and I'd decided I did not want to go down that path, I was crying when I said it. I was disappointed and frustrated. He hugged me and said, "Let's get married." I was too upset to answer and said I needed to think about it.