You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

Holy shit...

Hamilton Nolan sleeping in today?

Notre Dame has a pretty good record when it comes to acceptance of others.

Butler’s girlfriend Haleigh Bailey

I’m the captain now.

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

I must have looked at that picture for a good minute waiting for it to load in full resolution.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

You know, I’ve watched a good 45 seconds of that .gif and he hasn’t caught one yet.

Marchman’s the big one

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Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.