"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

Planes Trains and Snowmobills....

I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea:

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

Jimmy clausen blocked me for this one.

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

I wish Joe Theisman's leg could text.

Wow. Such draft.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Ironic that the "GM Hole" is in Browns' colors.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

I'm sorry, have you SEEN the lower Cass Corridor in the last 20 years? The real scam is that it took Mike Illitch's proposal before the state and city stepped in to do something with it.

I'm sorry that you are a slow reader.

I actually know one of the Texans' trainers and heard what happened. These three guys saw a homeless man out front of the hotel and were making fun of him. The guy had a sign asking for money and claiming that he had a bunch of illnesses, etc. Anyway, the problem apparently wasn't that they were mocking the poor…

I'm not sure why all my teammates loved him so much. I never really cared for him.

Even the fucking cops have beards.