The Deadspin Conjecture: any five players on the court will define three triangles, and from that it follows that they will be hit by a bus.

Good point about tries (trys?), forgot about my doubt there

Is there a rule, convention, or understanding on how much leeway a tackled player gets for releasing the ball in time? I’ve been able to work out pretty much everything else on my own, but that’s eluded me.

Stick Alexander Hamilton and James Madison in an op-ed job and even THEY would run out of things to write about

Counterpoint: parity sucks. It’s noisy. It’s hard to reward actually being good because it’s so easy for flukes to happen and ruin your life. Repeats only get bad when it becomes a dynasty, and at that point your problems are probably deeper-rooted.

And yet I’m pretty sure they’re missing a few

Also, it’s fun to say Pekka Rinne.

Hell I’m a fit guy and I’d kill to have her arms

Had to double-take, +1

Oh shit

It’s not the only game in town anymore. If I’m looking for a movie, Netflix is still my first stop, but the second is Amazon (or go straight to Hulu if you want something on Criterion). If you’ve got Prime there’s a fair amount of stuff included, but there’s a hell of lot you can (perhaps most importantly for the…

On the contrary, canceled big public gatherings give them less chance to blow people up, and they love nothing more than blowing people up. Suck it terrorists.

Judging from some of those shots he must have been running a real wide aperture, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he is really pushing the film to get reasonable shutter times

They did

I left the bar after the fourth goal since I didn’t want to be around when the Pens scored five goals. I thought I was joking but then I got the alerts for those two goals...

Especially if they don’t have the card out before getting to the player

What’s the best referee signal in sports? I’m a fan of anything pointing especially goal/no goal in hockey

Probably because it was all the same play and “baseballing wrong” isn’t a line in the box score

Non-basketball guy here, what’s being exploited?

No ankles broken, 3/10