Lol this is so hilariously dumb it’s hard to know where to start, but it’s actually good to hear this from a director so people start to realize how stupid Netflix’s claims generally are. But 3 main points:

One thing to note is that you don’t actually have to hit play on Netflix to start watching something. All one has to do is select something to read the description, and in a few seconds the app will decide that you’re definitely interested enough to begin watching whatever it is. No doubt it’s some stupid programming…

I also question the apples-to-apples of it. People who get dressed, travel to a theater and pay their $11 to specifically see one thing aren’t really comparable to people who’ve already paid their $15 and are just settling for something to have on in the background while they fidget with their phones/iPads.

How many people sat through Rebel Moon? 

Ok but have you considered that it’s Zack Snyder’s Rebel Fucking Moon?

Trump just need to get Kid Rock to record a version for him:

I read PWB as “Peanut with Butter” in my head

“It’s a wonderful restaurant!”

The top moment came when it was seamlessly tied into the over the top pimping of their Burger King product placement, with Weathers mentioning the free drink refills.

Speaking of marshmallows, he melted the second the heat was on then started tossing his writers into the fire. 

Funnier people than Jo Koy have bombed as awards show hosts. Looking at you, David Letterman. Difference there is that in the aftermath, as far as I know, Letterman never called Oprah and Uma marshmallows, and instead made himself the butt of the joke. Jo, you could stand to learn from Dave.

“Okay guys, hear me out. Remember that live action version of The Lion King that made us so much money? What if...we do an animated remake?!”

The beauty of this is anyone can be Kang.

Best approach: Recast Kang, and simply don’t comment on the fact that he looks different. The characters don’t need to acknowledge it. It’s the same character played by a different actor, it’s happened before, it doesn’t need in-world explanations.

I got a Community notification for this?!

Phases 4 and 5 will hereon in be referred to as the “gas leak phases”

I guess lists like this are destined to call forth “what about” reactions, but there are so many mediocre to bad films here (anybody who still hasn’t read this absolute destruction of Love, Actually should go do so: https://jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-1485136388) - but what…

One of the fascinating things about the MCU is how disparate these rankings are among different fans. There are some movies with near-consensus agreement (everyone loves Winter Soldier, pretty much everyone hates The Incredible Hulk), but beyond that....

Is Iron Man 3 a fun, quirky, weird, character-driven delight, or…

I’m disappointed we never got more Edward Norton as The Hulk/Banner. That’s not a dig at Ruffalo who has made the role all his own, but I always liked his portrayal of the character.