The Rise of Skywalker is like... the fourth clumsiest subtitle in this entire franchise.

1) “The Rise of Skywalker” is such a clumsy subtitle.

To blatantly steal someone’s point from another one of these threads: a large proportion of the judges’ viewing is done at home with free DVD screeners, far away from an “authentic” cinema experience.

With the added benefit for the theatre of being able to sell some more concessions. Could a theatre decide to do it on their own?

Talk firmly to the cut until it stops bleeding.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Halladay said he wanted to go in as a Blue Jay. Here’s the video evidence, and it is unequivocal:

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I’m not going to argue against Pedro because everything about him was awesome, but Pedro’s prime(97-03) vs. Clemens prime(86-92) is splitting hairs. And I don’t think they’re the same generation. Clemens is 10 years older than Pedro.

I’ll be honest that I didn’t know what it was (although I inferred bad). That video exceeded expectations. Spectacular. I would very much like to see Cardi do that to Tomi. Very very very much. 

Couldn’t he still decide to play baseball if he is not happy with how things work out in the draft? Like if he is not drafted in the first round or if he can’t come to terms on a contract after he is drafted? Holdouts are rare with the rookie salary scale, but Roquan Smith missed most of training camp last year and…

Some of those insults of his really cut to the bone.

You can keep your “WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN’, MENE GENE!”s, because there was only one way to address Okerlund:

The most amazing part is that the owners have gotten the fans to become so wrapped up in the logic of their penny pinching ways (“Well of course they shouldn’t spend that much money on players who hit free agency. They’d be paying for past production. This man is due for a regression.”) that they’ve lost track of the…

THANK YOU for this post. It drives me up a wall when people talk about “small market” teams - when every US professional sports franchise save the Green Bay Packers (who are a special case and also own the much larger Milwaukee market) is located in a metropolitan area with a population of at least 1.2 million people.…

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

I saw this today and enjoyed it a lot, I think some of the reviews have gone a little bit over the top for it and it sags a little about two thirds of the way through, but it is an enormous amount of fun and visually is stunning stuff without any question, and the ending may just be my favourite to any superhero film.

I…

“You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.”

I haven’t seen it in years, but I remember Jay’s “What the fuck is the internet?” as the high point of that movie. Mewes delivered that line perfectly.

Van Der Beek saying, “You wouldn’t last a day on The Creek!” was the best.