The Floater Watch Power Rankings changes every week and I love it. Here are my current power rankings (remember, Mike White said there were “deaths”, emphasis on the pluralization):

*IF* that was Greg????  Really?  If?????

So many thoughts...

Greg is *ABSOLUTELY* the cowboy.  I’m now convinced either Greg or Quentin is the floater.

That’s just it.  Quentin is going to lure Tanya to leave everything to him and then it won’t matter when Greg leaves her.

Other than your least insufferable and most insufferable, I agree with nothing in between.

Musings through two episodes:

Well... no. This is the difference between genetics and genealogy. Genetically, you can’t be a half mutant. You either have the X-Gene or you don’t. Genealogically, of course, you can be a nonmutant with mutant parents, so in that sense, you’re half-mutant.

This is a great theory, but I think it’s almost too obvious and is meant to be a misdirection.

We know Daphne makes it all the way to the end of the trip, but why was she on the beach alone without the rest of her party?

They Dance in Season Two.

My goodness, this show is visually breathtaking and brilliantly performed, but it may be the worst-written series is HBO’s history.  It has such potential that is foolishly squandered by poor choices, flip-flopping motives, and the most obvious foreshadowing.  I place the blame squarely on Ryan Condal.  He’s god awful…

Yes, I’m finding Tolkien fanboys very similar to Star Wars fanboys.  Impossible standards, constant criticism.

The MVP this season has to be Clark, but Robert Aramayo is a close second.

I should stop watching Inside the Episodes. When the creators talk, they make the show dumber. Because no, it is not “badass” or “triumphant” to slaughter completely innocent citizens with your dragon in the same episode you just preached to Otto about respecting the importance of the citizens.

They began laying the groundwork that Halbrand was Sauron early on. He even went so far as to literally state his plan with the rings in Episode 3 (if memory serves). It was all part of his plan, he needed the elvensmiths to do his dirty work for him, so he needed to gain enough trust to gain access and influence.

I also made and deleted a very inappropriate tweet about a certain character known for his dry skin.  The first Vaemond scene with Rhaenys, dude needed some lotion and chapstick from the looks of it.

They’re certainly not perfect, but I was just pointing out that the competition seems to get the job done without this level of sloppiness in relatively short order (with the obvious advantage of getting screeners). Still, the point is, if it takes another couple hours to get a more cogent recap that doesn’t fuck up…

I know, I wasn’t criticizing you.  Just calling a spade a spade.

It’s not pedantic, and not one needs to sit down. She’s just pointing out the consistent, obvious mistakes by this reviewer. It wouldn’t be a big deal if this were the first review of this quality, but it’s the norm.