Honestly, I’ve never seen it.  What would you say to recommend it?

I’m wondering if I can call up the Eternal Sunshine people about erasing the memory of that trailer. 

The fact that this thread has people listing the best Jim Carrey works and nobody has mentioned Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, one of the greatest films ever made, bums me out.

Man on the Moon is also still a fantastic movie.

Annnnnd just bought that guy’s book. Thanks David!

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

Well I picked one at random and it went to NP, so it must be.

I find UNTUCKITs success very confusing. I’m not their demo (I’m a man but I like clothes and can dress myself).

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Literally figuratively LOL’d

Make turtle jokes if you must, but McConnell is pretty fucking spry for someone who fought in the Civil War.  Until Congress is separated from their platinum-for-life healthcare plans, these parasites will outlive us all.

Here’s to that last breath!

Referring to children as his intellectual peers is an insult to children. My 4 year-old cousin is smarter than Trump.

I was told by the GOP and their supporters that kids don't know anything, though. Sure, it was after a high school shooting, but they seemed pretty sure....

Trump is just going to his intellectual peers for advice on executive decision making. Can we really fault him?

I need Honda to start selling the Prelude or the S2000 again. 

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Dear Laura,