Thank you for “aging like milk.”

married to singer EGOT-winner John Legend,

Wonder if the press will hold her feet to the fire on this? Probably not. Hell, there likely won’t ever be another press briefing.

“Lawyer this, asshole”.

“The evidence we obtained about the President’s actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the Same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of…

Volume 2, page 177, scroll down. When Barr says Mueller didn’t leave the obstruction decision up to Congress, he’s full of shit.

Or a West Virginia 12. 

So one mentally disturbed woman buys a shotgun and closes hundreds of schools in the Denver area.

That is a rode hard and put away wet 18. Otherwise known as Florida 18.

As someone who has owned three Z cars I think I speak for,,, myself at least, when I say this is the most pathetic example of a 50th anniversary edition vehicle since the Corvette(lets all remind ourselves of the burgundy and beige mess).

Most of the phone diagnostics is trash...

This post nails a lot of people’s feelings about yesterday. I remember years ago reading about how Tiger, Jordan, Bird, they weren’t just great players but world-class trash talkers, using every trick in the book to psych out their opponents while somehow maintaining a public image that made them look like nice people…

Good. I don’t generally watch golf, but I’d think his competing participation brings excitement to most casual fans, not to mention his pending comeback/redemption was one hell of a potential story just setting on the sporting media’s shelf somewhere.

i didn’t just tear up, YOU just teared up 

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

I’m not allowed to watch the masters at work, but I have been yelling GET IN THE HOLE at random times. It’s my plot to get the boss man to turn it on so at least he knows it’s coming

The older I get, the more often I find the answer is just capitalism.

I’m still #teamblackcar. As a petty man once said: