And just like that, I not only want to one day fly winged aircraft, I also want to fly helicopters.

Byline and final approval was James', but point taken.

"A Buzzfeed exclusive"

And Chris Broussard lost.

Up next the inside story on how deadspin landed the story about how SI landed the story about LeBron James' story .

I might be the only person in the world who still subscribes to SI, I mostly do it out of habit and barely read each issue, but you gotta hand it to them they broke this and the Jason Collins story and there haven't been too many exclusives bigger than those two this year.

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

Again I say...

I too hate the eye worm picture.

But it's ok for Riley to call him a coward, selfish, seeking the first door out, ect. if he doesn't resign?

A gold Toyota Tundra? I know it's California, but how hard can that really be to find? When you drive around town in a gold Toyota Tundra, people are going to notice.

fled the scene in a gold Toyota Tundra

Dwayne Wade is sleeping with Lebrons mom.

Join my Framily, please.

"not four, not five, not six...."

Unsophisticated people will use comic sans thinking it makes it look like a handwritten letter.

Little known fact - Serge Ibaka and Reggie Evans also go by Ball Handles.

dammit I'm gonna miss Senor Chang!!