Hey, how come Gawker and Jezebel don't think their readers for their "continued support" and wish a good evening? Gawker doesn't say a thing and instead tosses in some shitty work from some Manhattan MFA. Jezebel is all 'ladies, this is your topic for the nightly discussion. Be good, mmkay? Don't break anything.'

Who told Mario Chalmers? And when? Is he okay?

See, that's just not right. It's not acceptable to subject the public to an extremely disturbing visual just so some dumbshit corporation can do some 'marketing' for its shitty product.

Well, he's merry. I'll give him that.

You just love eye worm pics and you think LRMR is strategically positioning LeBron's brand optimally?

Unrelated: you guys should know that that disgusting fucking pic of the worm in someone's eye is gonna cost you pagehits. It's way too gross and graphic to be on a front page and pretty soon, people are gonna tire of seeing it and they'll move on to other websites that don't have pics of eye-worms on the front page.

Ah'm draymin'.

Wat

Can you text though?

Why are those your only choices? You should go with Peter Holt.

How come there are no MRAs here talking about how it should be okay to hit a woman if those bitches want total equality and if any woman merely touched them, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!! ? Or is that a Gawker thing?

Oh. So Tim Krul is a Mets fan. Now it all adds up.

ESPN and Grantland do really like Wade's personality.

Aight. Har har. So who has been shouting from the rooftops about Wade being an "aloof shithead"?

They should put that shit in Dwyane Wade's knees to hold them together.

I guess you could say that the HEAT... is on!

Man. Jeter leaves and the whole system breaks down.

Good god, yall! :O

Come on. I'm sure a guy like you gets complimented a lot. You don't seem like someone who would lack for appreciation. You're witty, smart, funny, you write well and your mind works very quickly. People like you would get complimented pretty often.