Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

You can always tell the uptight pricks when they start complaining about Subban’s “attention seeking behavior” or some such nonsense. God forbid a likable superstar provide us with some harmless entertainment while clearly having a small joke, all while not breaking omerta about what’s actually said on the ice.

Memelord is as impressive as YouTube “celebrity”. I remember when the hypothetical BMOC drove a BMW, had a knockout cheerleader girl friend and captained a sports team.

He’s more Cotton Hill

“Where the f*ck is the handbrake? Is it a pedal or something? A button? But where?! All I see is “sport mode” and Bluetooth. Waiting for pairing. Siri, stop the car! Siri, STOP CAR. A list of nearby car dealerships? NO! I’ll just put it in park and see what happens.”

The day the last person uses the word “memelord” is the day we all benefit. Fuck, but the 4Chanization of Facebook and other internet spaces is such a really annoying thing to deal with.

It is the most frustrating thing for me to watch in the NBA when LeBron barrels to the basket like a train off its rails. Klay Thompson should have drawn about 4 or 5 offensive fouls on LeBron last night on those reckless drives, but they just won’t call it.

Side note, LeBron would be a fantastic football player.

Does nobody ask ‘who’s there’ anymore when they hear a strange noise in their home?

As a Karmann Ghia owner, I approve this post

Lebron fans need to take a close look at how much he travels and pushes off with his left arm when he drives to the right before they even begin to talk about a double dribble.

Nonexistent just like the brain cells in the confederate worshipper’s head..

Make that 5 out of 12! This ‘67 was good enough for Funny James Bond (Maxwell Smart). He had a few different cars over the years; the convertible Karmann Ghia was one of the early cars, I believe.

Additional bits of info:

1. Most of the monuments were put up in the last 25 or so years.
2. AZ didn’t become a state until 1912.

What, you mean like masses of under-educated poor and “middle-class” (also poor) people with shoddy access to health care/birth control who are therefore saddled with diseases they shouldn’t have and children they didn’t want? People stretched so thin and who are so unspeakably desperate for an opportunity that…

Eugenics is next. Or, is here already? Malfunctioning maternal units, indeed. Poor folk are genetically inferior- it’s natural selection and has nothing at all to do with adequate maternal care.

Can imitate the sound my mam’s old Fiat makes by sitting still and being quiet

“Texas’s growing pregnancy-related mortality rates disproportionately affect black women, who make up 11 percent of births, but 28 percent of pregnancy-related deaths in Texas.”

I can imitate the sounds many modified Civics make with my anus.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.