galesnoats
Gale Snoats
galesnoats

Your list reads like Sanford & Son and Barney Miller didn’t exist.

Not to be overlooked in this, is Twin Peaks has one of the top 5 theme songs of all time (behind Cheers, right there with M.A.S.H., ahead of Roseanne)

I was a cop in the early 90's, in California and I remember watching the Rodney King tape and being horrified by what I saw. I remember watching the LA Riots and being horrified at what I saw, but kinda getting WHY people were pissed off. I watched the OJ Trial and remember thinking that I wouldn’t convict either. I

In my junior year of high school, my grandfather taught me how to play 501. He apparently learned how to play when he was deployed in Korea back in the day.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

If you are going to own only two suits, make none of them black. Black suits make you look like a waiter and no one goes to enough funerals to make it otherwise worth it. Best to go with navy blue and a dark gray.

You sound kind of miserable, man. Perhaps a walk?

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

the craftsmen at West Coast Customs..

Wait... if $8.99 is not as awesome as the magazine, that means you’d rather have the magazine, right? Am I reading that right?

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

noun trai·tor \ˈtrā-tər\: a person who is not loyal to his or her own country, friends, etc. : a person who betrays a country or group of people by helping or supporting an enemy

~tsk~ “These days, Claire just sits around in a filthy pair of overalls eating rotten lettuce...”

We get it, you’re jealous of an American hero.

By traitor you must mean hero. She exposed war crimes that the military covered up repeatedly 

Nah. After Scalia died, I came to this realization that its totally fine to talk shit about recently deceased shit people. I look forward to surviving the nuclear war just to dance on Trump’s grave.