when you find occam’s razor but instead use it to cut your own dick off.

It’s fascinating how, in moments of near clarity, these people get oh so close to the truth, and then put pedal to the medal and speed away.

You might want to check how many votes are required for impeachment and how many Democrats in the house before you say bipartisonship is bad.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

Agreed.

I have a .gif that I have been waiting since this Comey thing started for when they officially announce impeachment proceedings to use. Every day, every new article, I hope that it’s that wonderful news so I can plop that .gif with glee. It is still not that day, but I feel we are getting closer.

That mom has an office in the White House, she should have an opinion about the current events, even a shitty one. No one cares if she loves her son or not.

Her time will come.

Tillerson, who is no dummy himself, is clearly now considering how his statements might one day be used in court against him, and tempering them accordingly.

That’s where I am at too. Following every nonsensical, hypocritical, or flat out cruel thing Trump or this Congress does, I have to remind myself that “This is what America apparently wants”. So, we get what we deserve...which is dogshit.

Nah, he was born on third, somehow wandered into deep right field, and insists he hit a home run.

7 fucking years old.

At his dumb commencement speech to US Coast Guard Academy graduates, Trump is complaining about his own press coverage and listing his own “accomplishments”. And then there’s this:

I 100% agree, but I also have to remember that something so obvious to me is not that obvious to an overwhelming portion of this country given that Trump-supporting Republicans control the White House, Senate, House of Reps, Supreme Court, 33 state governorships, and 34 state legislatures. He is a moron, but he’s the…

Donald Trump is a very stupid dumbass.

Keep in mind, he’s making a speech about Islam next week. In Saudi Arabia. Written by a complete dipshit. If you think that’s going to end well, then you’re a dumb dipshit, too

If fast food really kills you, why do you never see dead people eating fast food? 100% of fast food is consumed by the living. BOOM CHECKMATE

I find it incredibly funny that he thinks exercise is bad but loves fast food.

Trump is the dumbest, loudest teen at the high school who everyone either can’t stand or pretends to like because his rich dad lets kids drink beer at his house.