All-news formats are still alive in major metro areas. One of the NYC stations is what I wake up to every morning. Sports radio, on the other hand, needs to be flung into a volcano, no matter the frequency.

And more importantly, a guy in today-times got paid, presumably, to write about it! 

As a person who wrote for Wizard Magazine, I don’t know what the story is here either.

A thing happened 20 years ago!

Ooohhh, gotcha. For some reason, I was picturing him as an adult in this scenario. Now it makes sense. :)

I see Hollywood is taking my many drunken exclamations of “put Zazie Beetz in everything!” to heart, good to see

So do this mean if two people tell Malcolm Gladwell two contradictory things he will become paralysis by his mind’s inability to determine the true or falsity of the two statements? Because if so I have a plan. 

hey now! Use smaller words so those of us that went to Penn State can understand your point.

Shut the fuck up. You dumb fucks who want to martyr Paterno for this are the fucking worst. Dude had more power than god in State College and chose to do jack shit. Some fucking hero he was.

60% of the time it works every time. 

Why would people be inside a place where the Barenaked Ladies were playing? 

I grew up in State College, I went to school with Sandusky’s kid, the one in prison for soliciting minors. I’ve been in Sandusky’s basement. I play tackle football in Sunset Park near Joepa’s place, pretending to be Shane Conlan or DJ Dozier. I know what that town is like, and how it venerated the football program.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

Seagal seems to be more into jelly rolls than rock and roll.

Which is bullshit, as Keenen isn’t country, and Seagal isn’t any bit of rock and roll.  If anything, he’s Kenny G on a bamboo flute.

So killing those two people is only the 2nd worst thing she's done, then.

And plays the mother in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, i had no idea a “trailer” this subversive existed. Its like the director was tasked with making a trailer, but knew the movie was shit, so he decided to make a film short instead. 

Is this guy building a ship in a bottle or trying to comprehend the plot of Mullholand Drive at his table or something? What are you doing that is so intrinsically focused that a server checking in is shattering your peace? You’re in a different culture, if we come to your country we would be seen as rude Americans if…

I’m the full sized bar Halloween house, but I may have to do these this year.  Sounds like fun.