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“Realizing that gender and racial inequality exists in this world is exhausting to you?”

Sorry, was this article the first time you realized there’s gender and racial inequality? If not, your comment has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

“That doesn’t make Shakespeare in Love a good movie, that just makes Weinstein an efficient marketing man

“Like, did he really think Snowpiercer, one of the weirder sci-fi delights in recent years, needed 25 minutes trimmed from its running time”

If he did he’s not the only one. 

“Robert Downey Jr. has no interest in campaigning for an Endgame Oscar

“choosing to hang out with one of history’s greatest pre-2016 monsters in social situations.”

Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. 

“It bothers me so much that she tried to deflect all the criticism with “Just be kind!””

Me too. She shouldn’t have to defend herself to pieces of shit like you at all. 

Fuck you. Kill yourself. Slowly. In front of your entire family. 

“It’s also why HFR cinema has thus far resisted anywhere near mainstream adoption”

That and the fact that every example of a movie with HFR has looked godawful in its HFR version. 

“but why would I need to watch Will Smith fight CGI Will Smith

Exactly.

“I don’t think normal people can really tell the difference.”

You’ve clearly never seen the hobbit in its high framerate version. A blind person could tell the difference. 

Who the fuck asked this guy to make his shitty movie with five times the framerate of a normal movie? It would look terrible anyhow, if the 48fps movies I’ve seen are any indication.

If he’s five years younger than Fishburne was at the beginning of the trilogy, why would your assumption be that he’s playing *older* Morpheus, rather than a Morpheus who is, say, five years younger than he was at the beginning of the trilogy?

No, being a pissy baby and crying about Game of Thrones in the comments section of a Matrix article was definitely the correct choice.

“We were happy”

Sure sounds like you were... 

“The correspondence is a not-so-shocking example of white hypocrisy. In 2016, the local newspaper did an award-winning investigative story on quarterback Trace McSorley’s tattoos

“My favorite part of Ellen’s non-apology for hanging out with a war criminal”

“Hooray! More schlock fetishizing guns and hit people! That’s not old and tiresome at all!”

Jesus, what is with all these people being forced to watch movies they aren’t interested in? It’s too bad, because it just makes them into whiny assholes who want to ruin the fun of people who can separate art from real life. 

“In the John Wick movies, the titular character is not superhuman.

Oh boy, are you ever going to have a good time once you ever see a John Wick movie...

Good point, we should cater their every whim and coddle them. That’s the real solution!

You know that “People who look like they don’t have sex”and “people who look like they’ve never had sex” are different, right?