I heard there was one guarded by Jason Voorhees!

Depends, are you interested in comedy, drama, documentaries, talk shows, news, investigative journalism, self-help, current events, economics, food, movies, writing, satire, horror, the paranormal, music, creativity or something else?

So, out of approximately 32,054,865,834,834,684,568,354,763 podcasts there’s only room for one per genre?

I mean I get it. Serial invented both podcasts and investigative journalism, but maybe we can allow for more than just the one podcast?

Don’t know much about the man himself (though he was exceedingly pretentious, as well as being extremely dismissive and condescending about genre movies, during the Q&A after the world premiere of The Blackcoat’s Daughter), but I sure do hate his work as a screenwriter and director.

For me, the high point of Oz Perkins…

Oscar contenders are generally released in December. To, you know, qualify for the Oscars...

January is where the “oh, these were supposed to be Oscar contenders but ended up sucking” movies go.

“If the Dumb & Dumber franchise can skip a third installment”

Psst, there are already three Dumb & Dumber movies. 

“I don’t think it can do both.”

You can’t honor something unless you ask “the hard questions” about it? 

“aren’t most islands rather lush?”

I guess *maybe* that’s why they specifically say “desert island” and not “most islands”, eh? 

“(i realize worldwide it made more than the first sequel, but with inflation it still loses big time)“

Do you also realize that it made only FIFTY THOUSAND less than the first movie? (274,650,803 vs 274,703,340)

“In a wholly unexpected (but most excellent) turn of events, Ben Wheatley, of all people, will direct the Tomb Raider sequel.”

I didn’t, but that’s because I chose not to watch it because Oz Perkins is a talentless hack.

“Watch an eerie trailer for Blackcoat’s Daughter director Oz Perkins’”

Sleepwalkers wasn’t an adaptation.

“The distinction is important, lest you be left wondering why Maximum Overdrive is nowhere to be found below.”

To pretend that Maximum Overdrive isn’t weirder than The Running Man is weird, stupid and evidence that the writer hasn’t seen MO, or at least hasn’t seen it in a while.

Zero.

That’s what it’s worth.

“Is there another author who comes close to the sheer volume of things he’s written that have been adapted to a visual medium?”

“Jesus. He wrote the bible”

Nope. 

“You do realize I’m considered “the left” by just about every metric, correct?”

Round of applause? Is that what you want?

“You know, I’m usually not an idiot.”

Good for you, idiot. 

“So Twitter “jokes” aren’t to be criticized for such use of language?”

Troll more obviously, please.

“I’ve learned that is often the case with partisans.”

I’ve noticed that condescending fuckholes like you are condescending fuckholes.