Are you for fucking real?

“Old enough to know a good movie.”

“I must be doing something right.”

Because you slapped her immediately after she delivered that terrible, terrible take? 

“I could have done without the abundance of jump scares, but everything else was pretty good”

“Everything else” being the 4 minutes and 32 seconds that weren’t jump scares... 

A stack of hard drives is elegant? My stack of hard drives sure isn’t.

“For a while now, new Disney movies have hit Netflix a ways after their digital and home video releases”

Yep. That’s called the Pay TV window.

“People are always complaining that there aren’t any good movies on Netflix but, as IndieWire reports, the streaming service recently added the third highest grossing film of the year to its library.”

So someone complains about the quality of films on Netflix and your response is to show box office receipts?

Any other…

*fart noise*

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck yourself.

Fuck you.

Fuck off.

To be clear, you should fuck yourself.

“So Watchmen without any Watchmen?”

*sigh* 

Oh, fuck off.

“I mean what, are they afraid that people won’t recognize the sound of a ticking watch unless you verbalize it for them?”

Wow, you definitely get it. 

“We were sitting there thinking, who would be an unexpected person to kill the Night King?”

Yeah, complain about them mailing it in because you haven’t been paying fucking attention at all.

I mean Jesus fucking Christ, if you were surprised when Arya killed the Night King then you’re a fucking moron.

“as viewers, it’s a little harder to swallow because we’re all whiny, pissy, crybaby fucking assholes who need to make a big, shitty deal out of every single little fucking thing that isn’t perfect.”

Fixed for you.