can't stop laughing at this

It's good of you to give that dead woman another chance.

Along with Breaking Madden, this is seriously the best sportswriting on the interweb

I heard they found this one on Wall Street

It's a romantic notion, but there's a real Baltimore homicide detective that goes by that nickname. If it's any consolation, the real Bunk often carries a cigar with him.

The fire ants make people go crazy

This was in West Virginia (so about as crazy as SC), but I was at a gas station that sold bumper stickers that read, "Welcome to America - speak English or get out"

Lavalier mics not working? WHAT KIND OF BACKWATER POP CULTURE WEBSITE IS THIS

Diapers, I was thinking. They infantilize him

"Eat my dick, captain fuck pants."

Very sad. Also, they chose the wrong weapon, should have been Euclid's C-Finder

This is almost too high concept for the late night audience

Those Van Pattens are so headstrong

'The boos that greeted Van Sant’s film (which was described by The A.V. Club’s Ignatiy Vishnevetsky as “fundamentally wrongheaded”)'

If only there were an arena of some sort where they could work out who's better, perhaps a caged dome of some sort

Y'all need to educate yourselves on the orignal 'haaaam', Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones:

”Though I guess it's moot since I'm probably done with sexual activity in this life.”

awkwaarrrd

Hmm I didn't get a community notification for this

I love this