I just came here to say the same thing. It seems like once I month I have to remind some fools that all chaps are assless and that koalas have chlamydia.

Because they are trying to look as Aryan as possible and would chug bleach if it would get them there?

My favorite part was when Mengele grafted the skates to their feet.

One barista wrote “Turnip” on the cup.

We call that Freedom Foam.

Then I put my hands up

Reverse mermaid

CAN YOU FUCKING NOT SIR

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

No that’s ‘which republican congressman’s wife thinks her husband is a bitch?’

Leaving aside the icky issue of the existence of the video itself, somehow it is not at all surprising that Jared Leto is the kind of person who would have a huge, not even taken out of the wrapping, framed print of Damien Hirst’s Bedazzled abuse of human remains.

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

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It really should be mentioned that the whole “vote against the Demcorats” thing was about a specific Democrat (who was buddied up with that disgrace of a prosecutor they have) who was actually worse on the issues facing the county at the time than the Republican. In fact, in that county executive race the Dem nearly…

why were you hard in the first place?

I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like they reproduce via spores than Rick Scott.

Then there’s a good chance that you regularly drop the most cringe-inducing, yet seemingly inescapable, post-coital line ever—ie: