Comissioner paid off the Cavs to lose one game to make the NBA feign parity.

Oh, that’s a bad miss.

“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

Your buttcrack must be nightmarish.

Will the Bulls pour crumbs on their jerseys in order to memorialize Jerry Krause’s selection into the Hall of Fame?

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Smoking a peace pipe with Big Chief Triangle.

I’ve seen a lot of (Harlem Globetrotters) basketball and I am pretty sure that is legal. I think you can even hold the bottom of the net closed.

I had a teacher in HS who called his wife “my girlfriend” and explained that he does this because wife sounds like he’s taking possession of her. He was a dirty hippie though, so this guy probably isn’t doing the same thing

this isn’t a spelling bee bub it’s a bar scuffle. you will be the first to fall I see it in your eyes

Yeah but then there’s an ENTIRE HOUSE in front of them.

I love when someone goes to the effort to report on White Sox spring training. It’s like reading a review of a community theater production.

Darrelle Revis’ childhood friend appears before judge, w attorney, and says he pulled accusers off Revis and punched them

Yeah... all of that, or maybe there’s just no fucking Sky Master pulling the strings and you have to face the terror of nobody but you being in control of your fate.

Yes, but it’s a term they use with the utmost respect.

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

To hurt your feelings.

Note to self.