Aren’t you supposed to say *spoiler alert*?

“not a misplaced sense of 19th century Romanticism”

I just wish they would stop being so fucking righteous about everything. That’s my biggest qualm.

I don’t recall anyone saying they are equivalent offenses.

Even minorer league

I do that sometimes with Fleet enemas. Maybe its not as impressive as gigantic condoms, but everyone that store knows they are looking at someone with top notch hygiene. 

I bet Kluwe finally got him.

General manager Reggie McKenzie: “So you know, long story short, it’s not just that we didn’t want him, we needed to make sure no one else would ever want him again, either.”

Yes, that is clearly the only possible solution.

Oh look at big city fancy pants doesn’t want a bowl full of fingers!

You’ll never live long enough; they’ll outwait you. Enjoy another skinwich!

nope. not really.

Welp that settles it. Lets set some kids on fire.

Exactly! this sounds like s threat!

Or the answer is yes- you can do whatever you want, you won’t go to jail; but you’ll still look like an asshole.

reading is fundamental.

I can’t believe this guy doesn’t have like seven rings- heeeeeeee is the champion, my friends.

Apparently you’ve never ridden a Canadian Greyhound. 

See Kevin? Anecdotal evidence trumps science. Anyone can be an economist!

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