“The Lions certainly aren’t a dumpster fire this year!”

Life and three games.

This guy makes Burnecko look terse.

Yeah, but running is the only sport where an amateur can just jump into a professional event- can you imagine pulling out your rusty Schwinn in April with the expectation of racing the Tour de France?

As to the PlayStation consoles, you didn’t even get to the best part- these updates never end. My PS3 still gets updates all the time, I can’t use the console until I install the update, and some take as long as 45 minutes to install. It’s completely horseshit.

What happened to the Kluwe Guide to Deadspin Haters 2015?????

I always assumed Dicktown was led by some kind of emperor.