Here’s the issue. It’s clearly being used to dig for dirt. People in her role before used their own servers. People at the same time in DIFFERENT roles used their own servers. No one told her to STOP using her own servers and it isn’t like it was a secret. They’re trying to find info about Benghazi (because that’s…

And if only you can see those 12 special emails, you’ll be able to prove it!

I’m so over email-gate. It's the most boring imaginary political scandal ever.

The rules are there to protect you.

No they aren’t. The rules are there to be a hassle, and an appearance of inspection, so that if anything does happen, they can claim they’re doing something to save face.

I would watch the fuck out of that movie. Can we start a gofundme to get that made?

It was actually her boyfriend’s long lost twin brother, tho

Ariana? That you?

I hope this puppy isn’t in rehab under Dr Drew’s care.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Can you determine if the bots ever messaged each other?

One glorious day two weeks ago Chipotle was completely out of peppers and their fajita vegetables were just sauteed onions. The employees were extremely apologetic but everyone in line was like “bring on the onions!” I have tried to order a side of fajita vegetables and pull out the peppers but the onions are still…

God, I miss that show.

He did tell her. If you’re the sort of person who thinks, “Clearly I should touch this extremely hot thing I was told not to touch,” then you deserve what you get.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.

“It’s that thing, where you cover a midget in ground beef, then they dance under the hot lights until it cooks.”

Legitimate question: what is the safe color to use to denote that a given person does not care about someone’s race with regards to any given decisional process? Blue? Green? I feel like there are no racial associations with green or blue (whereas yellow and red are obviously problematic for a host of reasons).