This looks like something from St. Louis

Somehow, I’m now just imagining you sitting at a computer in the wee hours of the morning, only by the light of the screen, with tabs on tabs of food porn, just cackling uncontrollably. The kind of uncontrollable cackle that is usually reserved for the villains of cheesy movies or kids TV shows.

Your opinion re: the minimum wage don’t impress me much.

For $200 plus bucks, over $300 originally? And they hired a model specifically to sell the product? It should look flawless. Total fail on the advertising/design department. It offends me. It offends my aestehtics. Sorry not sorry. Will not chill when it comes to ill-fitted clothing.

AND NO ONE KICKED HER OUT OF THE FUCKING MALL!

Counterpoint: they’re delicious and I wish I could eat them all the time

In-season watermelon blows all the other foods out of the water. You can have pork whenever. You can have a popsicle whenever. Get crucial and reassess your life.

I want Britney Spears to walk me on a leash

Seriously, good on him. Side note: the writer in that story pisses me off. Standing by and doing nothing while you watch people get bullied is really shitty. It isn’t that hard to stand up to someone who is being an asshole and it makes all the difference to person who is getting bullied. This guy had some power so he…

Yes, yes, yes! I’ve been in crowded Starbucks patiently waiting while 20 conversations and muzak are playing all around me. Then have someone behind the counter shouts a name similar to mine, but not mine. It’s so frustrating. Did I hear them correctly? Did they not write my name down correctly? Did they misread it?…

They have got to be kidding with this. A breadstick sandwich with a side of unlimited breadsticks.

I have been trying to shift it around in my head to see how he possibly could have gotten there:
Tanqueray. Tank and tonic. T and Tonic. T and to? T-to?

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

I would love it if posts like this included information like how to donate or get involved. This type of thing is awesome and I would love to help.

When the word 'breasts' came after 'elbows' I just assumed that this dude was getting elbowed for staring at women's breasts and assumed it was because the breasts got in the way of proper arm relaxation.

Yeah, that ticked me off. Breastfeeding while getting your haircut may be unadvisable, but unless someone actually thrust their boobs in this woman’s face, she can STFU. Nursing in public does not put one’s “Boobs in (others’) faces without warning”. Did a mother have her baby hidden in a purse and then BAM! out comes…

The “boobs in my face” thing rubbed me the wrong way. Up to that point I understood. Hair coloring chemicals? Yeah that could be a problem. Hairs that can lead to an infection? Ok, very much so a problem. But the idea that feeding a hungry baby isnt cool bc “boobs in my face?”

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.