“Celebrate Mother’s Day by smugly committing a spiteful act against your mother” is, uh, interesting advice.

You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.

...starting this month, each red box of Spanx promotes a dose of what the company says is feminist inspiration: “Don’t take yourself or the ‘rules’ too seriously,” reads a message card.

But...but...she wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do...

See, I would say that but thinking about that requires thinking about her dying. That’s a thought too horrifying to contemplate.

That president’s wife helped draft the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, advocated equal rights for women, African and Asian Americans, and used every tool of her position to bring attention too and support for those causes. The woman was not beloved because she was a good hostess who dressed pretty.

We're all just biding our time for the Notorious RGB to take over the $10 (note: she can't get a high denomination because I want to use her currency all the time any anything over $20 is a pain).

It’s pretty dismissive to call Eleanor Roosevelt a “president’s wife” and to imply that she didn’t fight for social justice. Yes, she was much more privileged than any of the other candidates, but it’s not like her legacy consists of planting flowers by highways, c’mon.

So let me get this straight...

I don’t see enough Jerry Orbach gifs...

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"Serious about my pickle mound" is a phrase I want on a shirt.

I have yet to read a post about how horrible customers are without at least half the entries also being about how horrible managers are....

It was used as a way to regain respect from the men in the book, too. They saw she was "suitably" punished so they are fine with her after, even teased her about it.

Thank you for doing this! Reading through the comments was a bit cumbersome.

I bet that bitch Chloe works at Dove.

wall mounted ketchup dispensers are the devil

I've also apparently become and old maid so right there with you. (Also today I'm weepy and have cramps and feel like I never ever want to have sex again. I just want red wine, chocolate, Netflix, salt and a purring cat.).

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