People who hate ketchup are simple food snobs because anything that comes in a foil packet at Burger King HAS to be terrible, right? If ketchup were called... spiced tomato vinaigrette sauce, they'd never shut up about how delicious it is.

Off topic : WHY NO DEEP CUTS TODAY?

This seems to have a very affectionate tone, like you all had a wonderful time. I love it for that.

Can we just ban "You look tired!" as a socially acceptable comment? Unless you're actively sleeping on your desk at work or something, it always means "You look like shit".

Can someone post that Kristen Bell lipstick middle finger gif? It's perfect for this occasion.

OK, I'm totally in support of pregnant ladies here, but claiming that being pregnant is "doing more for other people than anyone else in the world does" is part of the bullshit that makes people mad at pregnant women. Yeah, you're being selfless...to a creature that is half you, that you hope will be around to help…

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.

"Lillian, why is my doll furniture out on the curb?!!"

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

I have to say what makes me angry about so many of the comments here is...that it's never enough. You all like to shake your heads and wonder why women, young women, in particular, don't want to stand up and be counted in the name of feminism. Patricia Arquette spoke out for women tonight. And we could be standing up…

Then why am I unable to eat them in quantities less than one-sleeve-per-sitting?

Relax, honey, and go watch your fox news

"You are trying to dissolve the crouton.."

And I know just the right hat for it.

Allergic to red > Allergic to crunchy

The chocolate store woman is clearly kin to "I'm allergic to crunchy".

I like this woman.

I wish I could find more about the context of this. It sounds like she was at a red carpet event, signed some autographs (...without signing enough autographs) and then had to hurry on for photographs, interviews, etc that are also part of her job/any red carpet event. And, her fans that missed an autograph were upset…

You are a student of Judge Kara Brown. Well done.

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.