Hillary should return the favor and make Rand Paul a tumblr. And then just fill it with My Little Pony porn and Gamergate memes.

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

I CAN SEE TIME

Saw this on Twitter and simply had to share with my Jezzies.

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Hey, guys! Check out the super special atheist snowflake! They're so edgy and "real" what with their disregard for the feelings of others . Good thing they don't have some imaginary sky god telling them not to be an asshole! Now they get to be an asshole ALL THE TIME! They're not just trying to make their Catholic mom…

I mixed up my tools and was like ... that's so wrench?

We all know that you really mean BABY alien elf, Arrianna.

I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

Except for women, where it should be small enough to fit between their thighs.