This is not unlike a work I recently did on commission. A rather large piece, 6ft x 9ft, an all white painting simply titled “Did I Jizz on This?”.

He had spunk! R.I.P. Mr. Asner. 

To try and truly recreate the experience I plan to put a garbage can in my backyard and sh*t in it all weekend. Not a Port a Potty, but close enough for verisimilitude. ROCK&ROLL!

For copyright reasons I can neither cumfirm nor deny any details.

Please note this prequel has no connection to my spec script "Master and Cum Handler:The Hard Side of the World". 

Please don’t confuse any of this with my porn parody/fan fiction screenplay called “Kravin’ the Cunter”. 

Anyone who hit puberty in the ‘80's and watched those videos owes her a 21 Cum Salute. Good night everybody!!!

I'm going to hold out for the 6 hour Real Snyder Cut...the extra 2 hours will be footage of Snyder re-cutting the first 4 hours. It will put the Meta in metahumans!! 

I don’t have a degree in science. But my years of watching internet videos makes me think this product would work best if, rather than applied to the face, the entire bottle was inserted into the vagina. #jadeeggforlife 

Mental illness is a bitch. 

I remember watching an episode of All in the Family where the plot revolved around Archie doing a skit at his lodge or men’s club or whatever wearing blackface. The entire episode was about how racist and stupid blackface is. This was in the early/mid ‘70's!! People have known for a loooong time that it’s shitty. Fuck…

No sex? No pancakes? I question the validity of this story. Also, for no reason at all, here’s one of my favorite memes ever...

I’m always a little amazed when people who don’t need the money take trash projects. Young actors, character actors...I get it. But what’s Bruce Willis’ logic? FYI, the Google says his net worth is...ummmm...substantial. 

Ccoincidentally, “painful but necessary” is how Weinstein described sex with him was like. HEY-OH!!!!

I knew this movie would be a mess when I heard they didn’t go for the cameo opportunity of a lifetime...Ron Jeremy.

When did Al Pacino morph into Eddie Money??!!

“HELLO SUGERTITS!!! You sure don’t look like a Jew!!“- Riggs’ new catch phrase. What could go wrong???

First!!

Will anyone pretend to try and bite a guy’s nose off in a shower room? Because if not, what’s the point of it all?!?!

I guess every rose has its thorn, and every cowboy sings a sad, sad song after all.