There really is money in the banana stand!

I assume Kanye ended the show by yelling,  "I am shiny and chrome! I WILL RIDE ETERNAL!" 

I'm not buying it. These people have waaaay too many teeth to all be on meth! 

I'm hoping the Snyder Cut is 180 minutes of angry super heroes yelling "MARTHA!". Or, alternatively, yelling random, women's names in an angsty way. Cinema gold!

So, it's sort of like Galaga? Cool. 

So what you’re saying is, you’re ready for Chris Evans to become...America’s Asshole.

“Woke culture has destroyed creativity!”...said every person who wanted to yell the N word as much as possible, crap on as many people as possible and do it all in as unfunny and uncreative a way as possible.

Between Rip, Charles Nelson Riley and Paul Lynde the '70's were apparently all about "don't ask, don't tell, middle America pretending not to see the obvious". Little kid me enjoyed these guys and old me appreciates that I started learning tolerance from them. Rest in Power,  Rip! 

Random observation.

As always, my vote goes to W.A.S.P. It has everything you need in a proper anthem...guitar shredding, cod pieces, and f*cking. U-S-A!

Porn title...

I'm not looking forward to He-Man having a 3 page, 7 minute long emotional soliloquy in the middle of every episode.  

I'm shocked by 2 things here. 1)they actually hired a woman. And 2) they didn't make her change her name to James, Jimmy, or some variant therefore. Progress, thy name is not Jimmy. 

Much appreciated!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

If it’s not called “Tits&Dragons:Year 1" then HBO has failed. Miserably.

Did they rip off the Stranger Things music? 

Gator Monthly...The Magazine for Alligators by Alligators givesgives the movie a NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. That 4 NOMs out of a possible 5!!

Live long, and fuck. 

Will there be cos-play? If so I'll start working on my "high heeled shoe that adorably gets caught in a sidewalk grate" costume right away.