As long as you don’t tell me I’d be prettier if I’d just smile.

They’re flickering still images that create the illusion of motion?

Ha. I just made the same joke below. But replacing him with Christopher Plummer would have been perfect.

It’s Deadpool! They could have replaced him with Christopher Plummer in a wig!

You know what: they had a chance to recast/remove TJ Miller at the end of last year when the rape allegations resurfaced. And since then he’s gotten himself fired from Silicon Valley for drug use, oh and of course landed in federal custody for phoning in a bomb threat on an Amtrak train because a woman wouldn’t give…

“studios are making fewer films that cost more than $10 million but less than $100 million”

I’m at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin. If I took out my phone, I’d be shot dead on the spot by armed ushers.

In their defense: I now watch the credits. Like TEN minutes of credits. Post-credit sequences may not serve the story well, but they certainly do serve the behind the camera people well. It’s a halcyon time to be best boys, gaffers, and key grips!!

Was that not originally cited in the article?

Anyone who doesn’t appreciate the genius of Dwight Schrute is dead to me.

How’d they make Johnny Depp thin again?

Don’t promote people like that. They’re so concerned with black and white?? Leave ‘em in the greys.

GIMME MY VALIS MOVIE ALREADY!!!

I assume it’s the same with men. But the better our lingerie is, the more you want to take it off?

I gotta want to undress you first.

If high-waisted pants come back for men, I’m going lesbian. And this time I mean it!!

“Booster Gold” is the “Guardians of the Galaxy” DC doesn’t even realize it needs. The mind bending comic potential is enormous. As is DC’s ability to fuck it up completely.

Is this actually a real Disney backed campaign that’s happening? I’m sure I’ll google it and find out it’s true. But leading man?? It’s one of the best supporting performances I’ve seen in forever. But it’s decidedly supporting.

I’d love a supporting actor Oscar nomination for MH. His Luke is absolutely without vanity or artificice. It’s just a raw beautiful performance.

At this point del Toro’s pronouncements are as convincing as my own plans to quit drinking, settle down, have kids, and do laundry. The fact that I keep ordering clean underwear from Amazon indicates these things are never going to happen.