gabriellecynique
Gabrielle Cynique
gabriellecynique

It is, admittedly, kind of cool.

A well-known "super genius" in point of fact.

That's the sort of bigoted, small-minded, and intolerant speech the real George Carlin would never have engaged in. So, you know, go fuck yourself.

Yes, the New York Times:

If you think the Feds are managing your medical care under the Affordable Care Act, then you don't understand the ACA.

I'm with you. Farting is funny, so I understand why this might be risible. But as someone who was herself diagnosed with inflammatory bowel disease and the colon cancer, I certainly understand how necessary a device this may be for someone with severe Crohn's or colitis. Personally, I control my condition with a

If it's on Sci Fi, it'll be "Battleship vs. Prehistoric Shark"

I agree, but marketing costs are usually equal to production costs. Also I haven't heard of Battleship being stuck in some development hell where they burned through $100 million (that's Superman Returns kind of development money, which spent a decade on scripts and false starts). But let's say your figure of $100

I was just going to post the same thing but thought I'd check the thread first. I agree. With the exception of the weird off-black parallelograms that float around the ships in the original triology, the model work does look more real than the CGI from the new trilogy.

Actually box office mojo says it made $298 million total worldwide on a $209 million dollar budget. Given marketing costs, I'd doubt this actually made any money at all.

Seth Grahame-Smith has now written two scripts: Dark Shadows and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. And both scripts were kind of dog shit (although each of the films held their own charms, mostly due to their aesthetic, not their writing). Evidently Tim Burton has some sort of man crush on him, but for God's sake, I

An epic mistake that cost billions of dollars and, ostensibly, many lives.

I was sure it was going to be...oh, dammit. Now I can't remember his name. Benjamin Linus. That guy.

I hadn't thought of that, and now that I do, you're right. By 1 or 2 pm, whether it's Coachella or ACL or Fun Fun Fun Fest, my phone was basically a shiny paperweight.

I want to see where they are on a map though! And I honestly don't want to join another social networking anything. If Facebook could integrate that functionality, it'd be awesome.

OK, I was being super nice to you in explaining it away as a poorly edited comment. But since you want to be a jerk: grammatically, it is a travesty. The "like" is unnecessary and incorrect. Using a preposition like "in" and modifiers like "over there" to describe a time is confusing, especially when 1) yes, they

I think this would be awesome for concert festivals, street parties, or even airports. I've randomly run into three friends at airports around the United States (and once in Europe), thousands of miles from our home base. It'd be fun to be visiting, say, Seattle and find out that Joe Smith is sitting in the bar next

If I were guy this would sound creepy, and even as a 30-something woman this will sound creepy: but I absolutely ADORE Chloe Moretz. She's magnetic on screen, chooses really interesting projects, and radiates this dangerous intellectual sensuality. She was wonderfully menacing in Kick-Ass, but I thought even more so

That makes more sense. Grammatically, I think he must have done what I've done on Gawker a million times: edited a portion of the comment without realizing that it affected other portions of the comment. It would have been cool tho' if he was pretending to be from the future.

I'm confused by this comment. Grammatically, it's a nightmare, which is why I'm not following you. But are you pretending to be from the future? Because Zimmerman hasn't been convicted of anything.