LinkedIn is very frustrating with their reminders that someone has added me to their network. But worst of all is the random email noting that one of my friends has been promoted. Because then I just die inside a little bit.

If this was Trump, I'd hate it.

This is awesome. But at the same time, it reminds me of a male college roommate I had. Each week, his mother mailed all of his meals to him. She also showed up for frequent random unannounced visits, despite the nine hour drive, and then they would lie around in bed together cuddling.

Pretty sure it's anglepoise, not angelpoise.

Five hours. Max. And even that's pushing it. Anything six hours away is about a one hour plane ride. If I add up the time I spend cabbing to airport, checking in, security, flight, deplane, baggage, rental car, drive to destination, it's usually about 2 1/2 hours total, so I save 2 1/2 hours over that five hour…

It's "I'll be back." Which is an event that occurs in the future.

I love love love this story. I'm also high, and it's really appealing to that part of me. Really pretty very high.

This is the problem with these polls. In every case, the more recent film is winning. I think it was Splitsider who recently ran a poll for the best episode of a sitcom EVER, and the winner was... "Remedial Chaos Theory," a truly wonderful episode of Community, but one that I am reluctant to name the BEST EPISODE OF…

Colin Farrell has been so hit or miss in movies, but on the basis of In Bruges and Horrible Bosses, I really want to like him and I'm hopeful for this. That being said, he's made what would appear to be wise career choices (Oliver Stone, Terrence Malick, Woody Allen, Michael Mann) and then in each case the final…

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"Regenerate their wounds" would seem to suggest that they go to sleep and wake up with more wounds. Which is the spooky and gross image that is haunting me now.

"I hate reimaginings!"