I did. I thought that.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Ashley Madison mixer, most likely

“Sure, LSU has 5 losses, but they play in the SEC west and belong in the CFB playoffs.”

If he didn’t know he was down, he probably wouldn’t have known there was an interception either. Or, a play. Or, a game.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

Maine-Endwell, N.Y. beat the team from Seoul, South Korea, 2-1, in the championship game.

What if the deleted emails were racist? You’d never know because they are deleted.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Burger king + tex mex = diarrhea squared.

Drafting a kicker in the second round will put a lot of pressure on him. It’s kinda like when someone says I’m a good parent. As soon as someone says it, one of my children will destroy a priceless heirloom or tell me how much they hate me. (Or I’ll forget one of my kids at a gas station.)

You disgust me.

You are a fucking monster and should be vivisected for the good of society

I guess I’m crazy, but I just slice zucchini and put a little salt/pepper and olive oil on it and throw it on the grill for a couple minutes. I think it’s good.

I think you have that backwards, zucchini is the superior form of cucumber, which is a piece of shit vegetable that’s really only edible when pickled or turned into tzatziki.

zucchini=fruit

Bravo good sir.

What the fuck, Magary. Artichokes are fantastic. On their own, steamed and dipped in melted butter. YUM. I don’t know where you are getting your artichoke dip from, but that shit doesn’t have mayo in it. Sour cream, maybe. I make mine with a shit ton of cream cheese and some spinach. IT’S HEALTHY (it’s not). Pickled…