Thank you, kind commenter, for not laughing at her like my husband did me the last time (approximately 8 years ago) I wore lingerie for him. (It was a matching red and white bra and panty set from lane bryant, which I thought was very cute and not threatening or too ‘try-hard’).

This story made me smile. Just wanted to let you know. :-)

Kudos to you for finding that somewhere in there. Made it a few pages and died of dysentary.

My favorite song from a very underrated band. Kudos!

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.

Oh wait, that’s not right...

Please. If he could shape-shift, that would mean that he’s chosen to look like he does.

Holy crap the drive off!!! #Rallyasfuck

Oh, for the days when products like this looked innocent, and didn’t instantly conjure mental images of black dick...

Jokes aside those are delicious!

I want to buy it!

View My Virgin Video

That’s the next Lana del Rey album’s cover.

Or maybe the Force has been used to keep it hidden all these years...

Winston’s attorineys,

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…